The Bachelorette' is Wasting the Days of Our Lives

"The Bachelorette": Honestly, do you care about who she picks? Look, I have watched just about every season of "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette," and I've NEVER been this bored. I just read in Entertainment Weekly that they've decided to keep "recycling" contestants for future seasons. They said that they love having characters and a story line, much like on soap operas. Somebody remind me what's happening to all the network soap operas? Right -- they are all being canceled. Bring in some new blood!

"Hell's Kitchen": By now, Gordon Ramsay is so out of tricks to pull on his contestants that tonight he just resorted to making them think they were about to cook for a huge crowd, only to reveal an empty theater when the curtain went up on them. Really, Gord? That all you got? Well you fooled me, too: I thought you were gonna fill all those empty seats with a fake crowd, thanks to Photoshop. That's a recipe for success!

"Giuliana & Bill": It's nice to see these two lovebirds back on screen together and enjoying happier times, after all the heavy stuff on their show last year. Although I gotta admit, part of me was secretly hoping they were gonna re-cast Giuliana with former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani. That would've been so awesome! Mostly because they only would've had to change one letter in the title.